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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, smart are we doing.
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Speaker 2: We just put these on sometimes and just like go down and surprise people, or just go to like award shows wearing them and ask people how they feel about the God’s Country podcast and just let them be like, what what’s that? Whoo? Bro?
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Speaker 1: Tammy Chelsea Lynn is genius comuck gold with this act. Ain’t no doubt. Well you can tell just by her online presence. Man, She’s everywhere doing everything. It’s just getting bigger, it’s just going stronger. If you ain’t watched her YouTube podcast, Trailer Park Tales.
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Speaker 2: Please do yourself a favor and watch them. Well.
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Speaker 1: First off, put the kids down, yeah, and turn the turn turn the TV down a little.
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Speaker 2: Put your AirPods in because it gets rough. I don’t think it got got rough today. Yeah, there’s gonna be a lot about the watch the backseat of listeners and your mini band well from school on this one front half probably pretty clean. Yeah, the old Tammy swap Mike, you know, son, what a ball we had talking to her asking the questions Chelsea. We interviewed Chelsea for the first half of the show, then Tammy showed up and we interviewed Tammy for the second half of the show.
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Speaker 1: We may have gone into a character. I got a new character today. Gil yep, Uh, get Gil going come to a come to a store near year.
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Speaker 2: No crank, okay, get us out of here. Tell us to quit talking without tell us to quit talking. Uh, we got roasted. We’re gonna get roasted today. You send me something, huh.
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Speaker 1: All right, shout out again to Covis for sending me the sickest pair of boots I’ve ever seen on my feet.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it’s a pair of pythons. I got the Cayman’s on today. You got as always. Do you think my python could beat you coming up? It depends on how big it was. Probably pretty big. Probably you got a roast. Yet we’re still waiting. She was gonna send it to me. There he comes, sending to your way. Not sure this is a real podcast from Zachary Glay. But first and last, Zachary lay Glay like, look you up, dude, Like that’d be good. Glaze the donut. Zachary Glae I played an episode of this on the way to a prong Horn to hunt with my brother in the car, and his words Will were this can’t be a podcast. I think they just dropped a hot mic in a room with two brothers that like music and like to hunt. He didn’t realize there was a guest for twenty minutes. For twenty minutes, since these boys wouldn’t let him get a word in it twice my favorite hunting music and sprinkling faith podcast out there. Keep the episodes coming. I’ll let these boys come hunt Ohio white tails with me anytime. Zach sent some picks to we’ll talk about it. Ain’t nothing gonna get me there like Trail Camp picks me dog over the counter, over the countertags. Maybe Dach listen Zach about the Sprinkled in Faith podcasts. This one might just skippity skip over. I think we talked about church a little bit, but I might pass on the tammy. Sammy PC have split ins. I don’t know if you look like I think that would be your nickname if you had that old skunk, not just skunk skunk. That’s a good one. I know he’s skunk skunk. It came with a mustache, but I couldn’t get the table. You don’t stink or anything. It’s just the white and black. Damn.
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Speaker 1: Kind of I’m kind of sad. I had to cut the sleeves off this good shirt. Yeah me too that I’m mowing it. My old band shirt. Man, it had pot it had pit stains in anyway, Hey, Chelsea Lynn, thanks for coming on. Trashy Tammy, Thanks for showing up. We loved it.
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Speaker 2: It was so much fun. You covered your kid’s ears. Just enjoy the podcast. Mama, don’t listen to this, Mama. Sorry, Amazon at Mama’s cut this off immediately, now.
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Speaker 1: Alexa, turn it off if you’re ATMA’s house. If you’re one of it is cut, Alexa. Mute at Mama’s house.
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Speaker 2: Mute anyone from our church that might listen to this immediately now, Alexa, kids, Alexa, turn it off, Alexa. If there’s kids anywhere around this speaker, cut the show.
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Speaker 1: Blow up, Alexa if they’re not close to you, jeez, because love y’all.
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Speaker 2: Bye, Okay, all right, we’re rolling. I don’t even know if we’re gonna cut into that country.
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Speaker 1: God’s country history being made today A comedian an Oklahoma gal a Tennessee transplant, also known as trashy Tammy. We’ve got the comedian brailer trash. Yeah, we’ve got comedian Chelsea Country. I’m really excited. I may or may have not stayed up till one clock watching countless hours of YouTube last Was it worth it? Doc’m on do it again tonight. Yay, that’s awesome. I’m gonna do it again to not thank you, thank you. I laughed my tail off. Man, it was so great, thank you, it was so great.
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Speaker 2: All Right.
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Speaker 1: You were telling a story about being in LA and we were I talked about fried chicken.
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Speaker 2: Let’s just go ahead and just jo Okay, I want to hear it.
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Speaker 3: Well, I was just in Los Angeles and we picked this random, like Korean fried chicken place, and I’m thinking it’s gonna just be regular fried chicken. Anyway, we go and it’s just just one old Korean guy running the whole place. He’s seating people, he’s waiting tables, he’s back there cooking. It’s just him, okay. And there’s six like a strip mall. Yes, like a strip mall Korean. Yes, sounds boring.
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Speaker 2: Chicken. Just be honest, that sounds exactly where I eat if I was in LA and there’s six things on the menu.
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Speaker 3: And at the end of the menu, he’s got a platter with one of like just a big platter of everything.
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Speaker 2: And I go, that’s what we want, like a picture, Yeah, like a big platter six menu items or you can get everything on one and a big flatter.
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Speaker 3: And I love above. Yeah, I love a platter. I said, give us the platter. So basically, it’s fried chicken dipped in different sauces, covered in fruit. I’m talking sliced peaches, cherries, strawberries, strawberries, berries and blueberries, jalapeno, onion. There might have been some pineapple in there, plums, and it just piled on this fried chicken. And at first I was like, whoa, this is weird.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, i’d have been. This is because you’re supposed to eat it.
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Speaker 1: You’re supposed to separate all the fruit and then fruit salad and gravy on top.
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Speaker 2: I don’t want. I don’t now. It was amazing. I’ve never had anything like it.
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Speaker 3: After the fact, I was like, why have I not been eating fruit with my fried chicken?
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Speaker 4: Bro?
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Speaker 2: Did you combo bite?
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Speaker 3: I’d get a bite of the chicken with a spicy sauce, and I put a big old peach on there, and peach peach in a alipinio. Oh, I’m gonna start eating fruit with my fried chicken.
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Speaker 2: Don’t not blowing my mind. Don’t knock it. I’m not going to. And it kind of makes you feel better about eating fried chicken, right, you go a little fruit in them, you get a little bit of getting your fibers fried, freshing on with you fried. So I unlocked a new way to eat fried chicken.
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Speaker 3: It was It was awesock. It was insane way to try. I’m always looking at ways to unlock fried chicken, and I did one.
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Speaker 1: Wonder if KSZ has a fruit fried a fresh fried menu, right, fresh and fried.
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Speaker 2: Fruit and fried, dude, fresh and fried, fresh fruit and fried sounds like a great way to get in the What you mad?
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Speaker 1: What you man?
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Speaker 2: Just tell us what it is? What you mean? Is it you in lost? Kids? Might be a boss man? Well your neighbors cat? Just tell sw man. You know, not having headphones on and singing that you sound worse? Sound better? Who’s better at singing? Yeah? I wasn’t paying attention at all.
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Speaker 1: You know, it’s you’re here, You’re not mean, you know it’s.
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Speaker 2: If y’all see again, I’ll pay attention. But mad it’s me. I’m better, Okay, God, I’ll tell you what I’m mad at.
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Speaker 1: I’m mad at dad, dude, because he gave we got same dad.
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Speaker 2: We’re brothers, same dad. Uh.
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Speaker 1: He gave me some sausage the other day, timmy sausage that he he found in the bottom of his freezer because he was he was cleaning it out to cook some dear meat fried deer steak. I praise Jesus for that, and gave me, gave me old sausage, Timmy sausage, cooked it, then gave it to me. He was like, dude, just throw it in the air fry. It’s already cooked. He cooked it a long time ago.
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Speaker 2: Bro.
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Speaker 1: I found it this morning, ate a couple of pieces of it.
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Speaker 2: Not going on, not a good idea, not going well.
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Speaker 1: Not going well. I was late today because it’s in the gut. It’s in there now, two of them. Two of them are in, so it’s cooking well. Some of it’s out, probably most of it’s out.
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Speaker 2: To get it quickly, okay fast. I’d be pissed too. Yeah. Same, I’ll be mad at that.
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Speaker 1: So I’m kind of mad. It’s kind of mad at myself for like I knew what was going to happen. Yeah, but also mad at Dad.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it’s maybe it’s a food topic because I’m mad at uh, but I’m also glad. Oh sorry this morning. Yeah. I woke up yesterday morning. We got GPS collars on my dogs.
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Speaker 1: I got a redbone coonhound and a chocolate lap and I got GPS collars on them.
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Speaker 2: I got a invisible fence.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I might forget to unplug the or plug them invisible fence in if I’m like, got the water slide up downstairs and my kids are throwing up everywhere.
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Speaker 2: It’s hard to remember everything.
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Speaker 1: So woke up yesterday morning, it says I got a text me as I said, Merle has left. It’s eminem crib maybe and Merle Merle has left eminem Crib. I was like, hmmm, caller’s dead. I was like, great. I look at Maybelle’s location. She’s a mile down the road in the like were and we’re out in the country.
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. I run in there.
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Speaker 1: Ask Jordan if you’ve seen a dog. She’s like no, I look at it. I immediately go get my truck, fly down the road. I will say this, out of all the times that I’ve gone and lost for or looked for a lost dog, it is by far the easiest and most smoothest lost to found journey.
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Speaker 2: That I’ve ever had with them. You found them right away.
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Speaker 1: I drove to where the GPS location was saying they were. I drove to that place and they were rolling around in a brand new, spanks new what do you call that flower garden in the in the front of a turn, in front of a wedding venue.
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Speaker 2: Dude, they just had it done.
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Speaker 1: And then later on we found that they had posted on Instagram and everything, but that come get your dogs. We can’t let our chickens out. They’re rolling in our brand new flower garden. So anyway, I’m mad at dad, glad at five collars.
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Speaker 2: Man, you know, I’m mad at I told my neighbor I was, I was cooking pool pork yesterday and they could get some. And then it took fourteen freaking hours to cook. It was twelve o’clock before it got done midnight. Yeah, were they like expecting to eat? Kevin was, yeah, that’s Kevin’s I was like uh, hey man, and he lets a swim in his pool. He’s the greatest neighbor of all times. Where are this swimming? I was like, hey man, I’m smoking some barbecue. I’ll bring you some later. He’s like, cool, man, that’s all. I didn’t have any dinner plans, you know, so it used to be like eight o’clock. You’re that guy. I’m hungry, not only him, his whole family, my entire family. He’s mad at you. What everyone wants. I mean, if anybody’s mad mad, that’s right. Kevin’s mad at and I don’t blame and I don’t blame him so much. So I smoked some pork belly real quick and just took it over and there was like, here’s an appetizer. There’s someone ran back and just crank the heat on my smoker. And I’m telling you, I don’t know if like it was frozen.
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Speaker 1: Then you probably ruined it because you had it, got it to it. So I’m mad at terrible neighbor me. Yeah, yeah, I’m the terrible neighbor. Yeah what are you mad at?
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Speaker 2: I got one? I got a good one. This happened to me a couple weeks ago, and it pissed me off. Yes, go off on them. I hate it when you get canceled this morning. Yeah, let’s get can let’s get canceled today.
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Speaker 3: Well it may not even be a big deal, but it just really just got under my skin. I hate when you’re saying by someone and they say, glad you got to see me.
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Speaker 2: Don’t say that it oh, I got oh, I was like, it pissed me off.
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Speaker 4: You got.
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Speaker 3: Eight year old dude say that. Don’t be saying that grandpa, grandpa. If it’s an elderly dude, okay, I’ll take it’s kind of cute. Glad you got to see me, because then I am. I am glad to see you.
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Speaker 2: You may die anytime. I’m glad I got to glad we got to see you a lot.
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Speaker 1: Hopefully I’ll get to see you again a lot. Maybe not right, hopefully next time.
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Speaker 3: But if you’re a younger, regular a person, don’t say.
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Speaker 2: That that’s a good one. I’m glad you got to see you to see me. Well I was until you said that. Right now now I’m not glad.
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Speaker 1: Now I’m not glad. I’m exactly and I won’t see you next now. I wouldn’t mind if we fought right exactly.
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Speaker 2: Fight a lot.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I’m a gentle giant. Yeah, yeah, very gentle giant.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I’ve never been in a fight. Really, you think you can win one if you had a scrap.
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Speaker 3: The plant depends on if my plan or fasciatis was flaring up or not.
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Speaker 2: I got money on you if it’s not. It depends on the day. You know.
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Speaker 3: If it’s flared up, I may I may just let him hit me, you know. But the pain right right, it just depends.
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Speaker 2: Okay, pf hurts. Dude. It’s the worst thing in the world. I don’t know that there’s any pain like it. It’s the worst thing in the world in the world. You don’t. I don’t wish it on anybody. I don’t either, don’t. What does it feel like? You’re walking on glass? Yes, and your calves, your calf muscles are like this.
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Speaker 3: Constantly, and you just got to walk around and small like nothing’s happening down there.
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Speaker 2: Don’t worry about it. My foot isn’t on fire, yep. You just got to just pretend like nothing. Nails and my joints yep, yep. So you got to be a bit of an arched lady. Then I Yeah, I guess I don’t. I think that’s where mine comes. Okay, I don’t know ours. So I’m always stretching those things down there.
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Speaker 3: Well, they keep telling me to stretch, but I don’t know why don I should, But it’s like, come.
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Speaker 2: On, stretching, right, people got stretching. I’m busy to stretch, and I’m trying to sleep and trying to retire.
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Speaker 3: You should see my list of things to do. You think I’m going to add in just doing this and doing.
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Speaker 2: That thirty minutes right to get my hips loose, exactly exactly.
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Speaker 1: I think. I think trailer park Tammy might join us later. So letus get to know Chelsea a little bit. Ask Chelsea some questions. All right, Uh, what part of our Oklahoma are you from?
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Speaker 3: I’m from Backerville, Oklahoma.
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Speaker 2: Where is that in the is about the world?
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Speaker 3: Forty five minutes to an hour north of Dallas. It’s right on Oklahoma Texas border walked Tohatchie, An. That’s where my husband’s from. He’s from NS right, but that’s about.
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Speaker 2: An hour and a half.
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Speaker 1: We’ve hunted out there. Yeah, it’s there is nothing there. No, it’s a big deer in turkeys.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I graduated with twelve people, but where you and your class were were one or twelve?
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Speaker 5: Oh?
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Speaker 2: I was played. I’m gonna get I played ten.
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Speaker 1: Okay, not bad, not last right, right.
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Speaker 2: Right, And that’s fine. I don’t know. That’s fine, Thank you rock. But we do have the world’s largest.
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Speaker 3: Casino, So we have Westar Casino. That’s what we’re known for. It didn’t even pop up till I was almost graduated from high school. We do have the world’s largest canoe, but we don’t have a stop light, we don’t have a grocery or nothing.
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Speaker 2: So it is a very small town. Yeah, I’m just I’m just checking your side profile out here, and I can’t decide if you’re like, are you twenty one? Age wise? Oh? Are you for real? I’m thirty eight, great, thank you, I’m forty one. Dad. Hell yeah, look at us, man, you just making jumps, man, thank you, thank you. Yeah, it’s the top one. Trying to the bun. Really just does this maybe all kind of that? Yeah? Natural face pool should do that wrinkles out. Yeah, I’m old. What did what did your upbringing look like? You got brothers and sisters? You I’ve got two sisters. I’m the oldest.
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Speaker 3: They both work with me now work on They work on my podcast, my Baby Sisters, my tour manager.
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Speaker 2: Trailer Park Tales, Plug your stuff. What are you so? I’ve got a few I’ve got a few things. Yeah, you do. You’re busy. So I’ve got the.
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Speaker 3: Viral podcast, which is just me and my sister Is and my best friend Page and we basically take calls from from people. It could be anything, could be funny, could be sad, whatever.
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Speaker 2: And we just riff off the calls. Awesome. It’s got a little small cult following, you know. Is this the is this? Is this the one where like you do that, y’all do the characters. And there’s one about the uh you’re in a cake or something. You’re like, it’s a little dry cod you some butter? Is that the spa? Did you skip the better?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 2: That’s Positive Talks. I’m trying to sorry, So Positive Positive Talks.
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Speaker 3: Is on my Patreon and but the full episodes, but we post clips on the internet.
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Speaker 1: You said your skin isn’t look I can tell your stress because you’re kind of gray.
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Speaker 2: Your hair is brittle.
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Speaker 3: They’re just like, you know, middle age southern, like just just rude.
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Speaker 2: La man, I know them, dude, I know them, man, Judge. Yeah, our dad’s a Baptist preacher. We we we we drew Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And we started that just kind of as it’s like a little one off Joe, and people went nuts and it’s the number one requested thing I do probably ever.
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Speaker 2: Really wow.
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Speaker 3: I mean people can’t get enough, like we can’t put out enough content with that. And then I have trailer Tels regular podcasts we put out every week with with my friends Libby Higgins and Jeremiah Watkins, where we play characters. I play trailer trash Tammy and we basically just talk about life in the trailer, which kind of riff and improv the whole Yeah, the whole thing as characters.
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Speaker 2: It goes so fast too, that’s taken off, which is wild. We love Crystal Tammy and Dave Dave yep yep. And that was probably the most fun to film too.
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Speaker 4: We laugh.
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Speaker 2: How do you set all this up? Like do you just go, Okay, we’re having a day where we’re doing this and you just kind of hopping in out of these characters.
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Speaker 3: Yes, so, uh, Jeremiah Watkins is in La so we when we film we have to like stockpile. So we’ll film about every couple months, and we’ll film probably eight to twelve episodes usually in a matter of like three days.
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Speaker 2: Wow, is that Do you go to him or does he come to you?
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Speaker 3: Or and we switch Yeah, yeah, he’s coming here next time. And then we just basically stockpile. And then if I’m on tour or something, it’s even it’s stock even.
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Speaker 2: Hard just because it’s content. So you’re doing stand up and you’re doing how many podcasts total?
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Speaker 3: I’ve got three Cheeze, which is insane because podcast you know what I thought, Oh I’m gonna start a podcasts.
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Speaker 2: We’ll just sit and talk for an hour. Yeah, trust me, we know all. I’m like a little bit more than that.
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Speaker 3: If I would have known, I wouldn’t have done three of them.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I can’t see, you know, I’m like, oh my, especially if they’re all hitting it off right right right. But it’s fun.
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Speaker 3: It’s it’s like, bro, look at what we get to do for a living.
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Speaker 2: This is insane. This is insane. You know. I don’t I don’t complain. It’s like if I’m busy doing this, I’m I’m happy.
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Speaker 1: So did you ever like we can plain a lot we complaining on the drive in not about you, not about you.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, time stretch man, trying to balance and manage to make sure your Pooky boy over there is getting his time. And then you’ve got your other family and all that other stuff and causing Pooky what she calls him, my Pooky’s off screen. Yeah, he was looking good over there, Texas boy. I’m just saying, it’s it’s a it’s a grind to fine and I feel, you know, reading and we’re talking about this and wan like, I almost feel bad saying that because I’ve had other really super much jobs and I know that there are people out there working those and they’re like these cats are just sitting in front of a microphone, right, But it’s so much more than the hour that you see.
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Speaker 3: Well, my my husband Pooky there, he’s been an engineer for the past s goosh, what fifteen years and he just quit his job a year ago. Oh yeah, and he just started a YouTube channel. Nice And he was telling me a couple weeks ago he was like, I never realized how much goes into this. Yeah, he was like, damn, new respect for you for doing this all these year, Like this is insane. It’s like I’m working more than I was at my engineering. It’s like, yeah, dude, it’s like it’s a lot.
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Speaker 2: And it’s not immediate payoff. I mean, you’re basically just chasing another It’s it’s kind of what we did as songwriters, where you’re just kind of chasing an unattainable dream and then when it starts paying you, you’re like, oh my gosh, there’s this is this can actually happen, but it’s a long time. Yeah, it’s kind of a feasture famine deal. I’m assuming. Yeah, on the at least the writing is I would have say, And yeah, it’s a lot, I.
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Speaker 1: Mean, and you’re just you’re you’re creating something from nothing, hoping that somebody is gonna like it right enough to pay for it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, enough to pay you to quit your jobs exactly. And that’s insane in itself, no doubt. But it’s fun.
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Speaker 3: It’s like, oh my god, if I start to if if I start to creep in a little like complain, I’m like, bro, I’ve got you know, I’m like you better shut up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah we did it. They were like okay, sorry, God, sorry god, sorry.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So where where does your like where does the inspiration come from? Like where where do where does the idea for the the content happen?
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Speaker 2: I don’t know, and I couldn’t tell you.
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Speaker 3: It’s like people always ask, like, for for instance, for trailer tells, people always think that’s scripted. I’m like, number one, we don’t have the time to write out an hour wrong script once a week and memorize it.
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Speaker 2: That’s impossible. The reason people think it’s scripted because it’s so good. Thank you. I’m serious, thank you. I was having the same thought.
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Speaker 1: I was like, there’s no way that they came up with this, But there’s also no way they’re just doing it like off the door.
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Speaker 2: This is brilliant. Yeah, it’s brilliant, thank you. But it’s so true too, man. Yeah, like everybody knows. Everybody knows people.
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Speaker 1: In trailer parks or has been a part of one themselves, and bro it all hits home, thank you, everything hits home.
00:24:55
Speaker 3: Well, I’ve lived I mean I lived it, you know, I lived in a trailer park. It’s just you know, people always ask, oh, it’s tammy, like based off one person. It’s like, no, not really, it’s a mixture of a bunch of people. It’s a mixture of a lot of stuff, and I just I don’t know. I just it’s almost like a it’s almost like a light switch in my head. And when it’s on, it’s on autopilot. I don’t even really have to think about it because I do stand up as Tammy, and right before I go on stage, it’s like, literally I can’t even explain it. It’s like a switch and then I go and I don’t even really think about what I’m doing out there. It just happens. Same thing when filming a pod. Same thing with with writing even like writing sketches or whatever. It’s like, I just think it’s just I don’t know. I don’t have a good answer for it.
00:25:39
Speaker 2: That’s a great answer. It just pops out.
00:25:44
Speaker 1: That’s something else I wanted to ask you about is like is the comedy thing? And and and getting into tammy word a little bit. Is like you said, I heard you say on a podcast like Tammy’s way more abrasive than Chelsea, way more what abrasive?
00:25:58
Speaker 2: Yes?
00:25:59
Speaker 1: And like but you said racist, I literally go hold on what you let’s get cancer.
00:26:06
Speaker 2: Saying that? But okay, okays a.
00:26:09
Speaker 5: Brass that’s the question doesn’t sound very similar did you see my and you said you said, oh what okay, yes.
00:26:20
Speaker 2: Wait can Chelsea get sued or go canceled or go to jail for what Tammy does? I don’t think so, yeah, you’re clear that yeah.
00:26:32
Speaker 1: So my question of that that’s great. That’s got to stay too is like do you feel do you do you feel? Because like there are times in my life where I’m the same way, Like give.
00:26:44
Speaker 2: Us an example, maybe the h o A story my h o A.
00:26:47
Speaker 1: Yesterday, my wife calls me in the morning, she’s like, hey, She’s like, there was there was some woman and another woman sitting at the end of our driveway in a golf cart, pointing at our house that we’ve already done everything to to make it look great. And she was like as soon as I came out, she’s like, I waved at them like this and did this, and he’s like they drove off.
00:27:06
Speaker 2: So she came in.
00:27:07
Speaker 1: She leaves your wish and you could just flip off ego. I jumped in my truck.
00:27:12
Speaker 2: What would your alter ego name be? Oh uh mm hmm, Gil Gil Gil, you look like a Gill. You don’t mess with Gill. Come get it, Gill, Come come get this Gill come, get some Gill, get some get some Gill.
00:27:31
Speaker 1: That’s yet Yeah, yeah, Gill will kill yeh some Gilt go. So anyway, I jumped in my truck and I just started driving.
00:27:38
Speaker 2: And I didn’t even know.
00:27:40
Speaker 1: I was like, what if I see these people, Yil, what what do I say?
00:27:44
Speaker 2: You’re gonna? Gill comes?
00:27:45
Speaker 1: And I did see them. They were parked in the driveway of their house, and I kind of stopped and I was like no, and I kept on driving.
00:27:51
Speaker 2: I didn’t say you.
00:27:52
Speaker 1: Didn’t go, but in my brain I was like, dude, I wish I could park this some and get out and give them, give them what going up?
00:27:59
Speaker 2: What’s on Gillsil? What would be on Gil’s mind? What the hell you do?
00:28:04
Speaker 1: It’s part of what my wife calling me, telling you pointing in my house?
00:28:07
Speaker 5: Yeah?
00:28:07
Speaker 2: What were you pointing? Are you doing? Why are you worried about my house? When your house looks the way it does?
00:28:13
Speaker 1: You think my house is devalue in your house when your pool black theirs looks like it does.
00:28:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should do that next time. Yeah, it was my point. My point is you get to do that. Yeah. You ever switch into Tammy mode on people with the cash register or anything. Greg, she ever go Do she ever go Tammy? In real life? Does she ever go Tammy?
00:28:34
Speaker 5: Oh?
00:28:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I every once in a while she’s in there.
00:28:39
Speaker 2: She’s in there a little bit.
00:28:41
Speaker 3: Sometimes even Greg will be like, okay, Tammy, you know, But I would say, for the most part, no, I’m I am much more nicer than her. And and here’s the thing with her is she’s abrasive, but she’s not really hateful or mean. Somehow people still love her.
00:28:56
Speaker 2: I love her. I’m like, how is she?
00:28:58
Speaker 3: So it’s almost like she doesn’t know she’s being rude, or she knows she’s being mean.
00:29:02
Speaker 2: It’s almost like a nihlige who she is? Yeah? And people still love her? Yeah? Interesting, So we’re gonna get some Tammy a little later. I think I’ll go get her. Okay, what would you be, Well, you have to get into character. Oh it takes thirty seconds. Let me take my butt down. I could tell and put blue shorts and then that’s it. What would Chelsea be doing if you weren’t doing this? Probably just working wherever would hire me.
00:29:29
Speaker 3: And I’m being dead serious, Yeah, that’s it. Before this, I was working at a grocery store. I was doing some assistant work. I was just honestly, wherever would hire me. I don’t even know. I couldn’t even tell you. I have no clue.
00:29:48
Speaker 2: Well, I think you’re obviously naturally gifted at this thing. What made you go? I think I can film myself playing this character and possible to get people to enjoy it. Because for us, we’re like I think I could possibly write a song and get somebody to sing it. It has to be the same. I mean, you’re creative in the same light. You have to take those steps. What pushed you to take that step? For men, I never even thought about it that way when I started.
00:30:14
Speaker 3: That wasn’t even thinking about other people, thinking about success, thinking about this being a job, Sure wasn’t. I never even thought about that For me. I was just having fun. For me, I was just like, Oh, I’m making this video because it’s fun for me to make this video.
00:30:27
Speaker 2: Is that what it all started? Yeah? It was a video YEP.
00:30:29
Speaker 3: I started on vine. I had like two or three followers, and I never and this was like also, gosh, twenty twelve, so people weren’t like social media people.
00:30:41
Speaker 1: Like this was like, I think the only people I’ve ever heard, like not making it from vine, but vin being a start as you and Combs.
00:30:47
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like literally started like that.
00:30:50
Speaker 3: Yeah literally yeah no, I And at that time there’s probably some a few famous YouTubers, but it wasn’t like it is now, so I never thought that was possible. I literally was just having fun.
00:31:03
Speaker 2: How beautiful is that? Though?
00:31:04
Speaker 3: It’s a great story, insane, that’s beautiful. And then I did a few videos and it got up in the corner. The first video I ever did, we were driving through town and there was this trailerhouse, trashy trailerhouse right there on Main Street, and I was I had a reab a T shirt.
00:31:22
Speaker 2: Obviously I was rocking it. I love it. Yeah, and I said, I was like, pull over.
00:31:28
Speaker 3: Did you ever watch uh American Pickers? Oh yeah yeah, Okay, okay, okay, you’re gonna have use the turkey bleep on this.
00:31:35
Speaker 2: Okay what I said, head, heads up? Right?
00:31:39
Speaker 3: But I got out with my sister and I go film this, you know, and like I put my hair back. I had no clue this was it gonna be a character or Tami or nothing. I just kind of just did it. Put my hair back, you know, and I was like, I went and stood in these people’s.
00:31:49
Speaker 2: Front yards, by the way, which is dangerous territory, which is beautiful. It’s standing in the front yard of a trailer.
00:31:56
Speaker 1: Is listeners try to just doing this out there.
00:32:02
Speaker 2: I’m out here, yeah, And I said, uh, twelve ks to them.
00:32:06
Speaker 3: I said, I’m waiting. I’m sitting here waiting on the American pickers. Guys, they’re gonna come look at some got out back after that, me and the fat.
00:32:15
Speaker 2: One are probably gonna.
00:32:18
Speaker 3: And it just and I thought it was funny, but I didn’t think anything about it. And it got a little bit of love and I’m like, oh, people, you know, and I was like, okay. So I did another another video with that character, and then people started loving it and I gained like a few hundred and I was like, oh gosh, this is crazy. I just kept having fun and it just.
00:32:38
Speaker 2: Just kept going. It just kept going. You’re still having fun.
00:32:41
Speaker 3: With oh yeah, oh yeah yeah. So I finally was like, let’s give this let’s give this girl a name, and let’s you know, it just became a thing, became a thing.
00:32:52
Speaker 2: What’s the what’s the toughest part of it all? Oh gosh, because you are.
00:32:59
Speaker 1: You do look like you love your job, like you love the characters you’re doing, the content you’re creating. But there’s also probably a like a like a dark side to it as well, a little bit.
00:33:07
Speaker 2: Touring is not what I thought it would be.
00:33:12
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, I’m gonna go on all these new cities and I’m gonna see everything. I’m gonna do cool stuff.
00:33:20
Speaker 2: You’re gonna sit around and wait until it’s your turn. I am a walking zombie on tour. Yeah.
00:33:27
Speaker 3: The only time I have fun is when I’m on stage. The only when I when I walk out, it’s like, yes, this is the fun part. The drive, it’s it’s it’s it’s exhausting, it’s not.
00:33:38
Speaker 2: You don’t get to see where you are. No.
00:33:42
Speaker 3: People like, oh, you’ve been to Philly. I’m like, well, i’ve been there, but I was and.
00:33:47
Speaker 2: I walked in and I walked out a flight.
00:33:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, I’ve been there six times, but I’ve never really seen you know, so that I just didn’t I was not even about that part. But the actual doing the stand up and the shows are i mean mixed worth it. Yeah, but that’s probably what I didn’t expect.
00:34:04
Speaker 2: Have you ever actually lived in a trailer park. Oh yes, you lived there, bro, tell us your best. We’ve all got trailer part stories. But tell us, you know what, let me let you think about it. I’ll go first. All right, dude, make it. I’ll make it quick. We’re at We’re at thirty minutes. So I lived in a trailer park and the dumpster was like one hundred yards from our house where all the trailers, probably thirty trailers put their trash. Right. So there’s one guy that lived behind us, and we would literally get like a twelve pack and sit on my neighbor’s porch and watch his wife beat him maybe not, and kick him out of the house. His name is. His name was Epple, can’t make it up, Apple, Epple Apple. Wow. He drove a Lord S ten and on the back it said double barrel in that in that soap writing. So one day, I’m shaving my head because we couldn’t afford haircuts back then. So I’m shaving my head in the mirror through the diamond glass of the back door, I see like this orange tent light up and I was like Jamie. He was like yeah, and said, uh, someone fire out there. We look out there and there are twenty foot blazes going into the power lines of this traded heat middle midsummer. There’s like couches out there. County just never came pick it up.
00:35:26
Speaker 1: And you kind of you had kind of like when you were around up you were like, somebody should burn that trash.
00:35:30
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, man, maybe somebody needs to burn that. He was like, yeah, somebody should do it. So we opened the door like oh my god, and Apple goes wonder who did that and shuts this door real fast. Dude, we had to put He would come over to our house and drink cors lights and just like lay on our couch and we would have to kick him out. We’d be like, hey, man, we don’t know.
00:35:52
Speaker 1: You did we took the stalk, We took the he had a Jerry Curl mullet.
00:35:59
Speaker 2: He’s about five.
00:36:00
Speaker 1: I have won be laying on my neighbors back couch if I was getting as I’ve got.
00:36:05
Speaker 2: A beer in their man. My wife’s just out of me. Yeah, come on in, dude. And then we’d be like, hey, you gotta go. We don’t know you. You got a better experience than me in the trailer park, because that’s awesome. So we had to put up. We took the top of a Domino’s pizza book box and put Eppele stop on it and put it in the diamond of that glass. Because we walk by it. His should just be like peering in like beer. Oh, I wonder what he’s doing now. You know, if I had to guess what Eppele is doing now, I would say, same thing lives right there, drinking, of course, like burning trash, drinking of course, like right now. Yeah, you’re right, you’re shout out of apple, dude, wherever you’re at double barrel, you know, for real. Yeah, I almost blew.
00:36:50
Speaker 1: We almost blew me and Jordan almost blew the trailer I lived in up because we had we had just I think we just gotten engaged. And I tried to like spice my trailer up, make it look nice, and I have a little fire pit in the back. And this night we had a it was like it was it was late into the fall and dapping grass was dead and everything but but a cooked steak, grilled steaks. Bought a nice little bottle of wine, poured it up a nice little I’m sure food line top shelf, and uh, we got done. Eat and we had a little eight around the firepit out there went inside the same thing. I was sitting there and I was like, man, that that sunset’s really orange out there. And I looked outside and a piece of wood fall like an ash you got into that grass, and my whole backyard was on fire, burning right toward my trailer.
00:37:32
Speaker 2: And like propane tank up there and it was headed right for it.
00:37:36
Speaker 1: God. And we had we had my roommate at the time had a a pot like a like a raimon noodle boiling water pot and he was just dipping it out of the pool with the thing. I was undoing the washer cold line because you had to. That’s the only spick that I had was the cold line. And I would take a I would take a water hose out from outside and go in the door into the washer. Outside speak I had to go into the washer, and I turned the washerro on, and you had about ten minutes because we were on a whale, so you had about ten minutes of water to run. Oh my, So we they got literally got that far from that natural gas tank almost blew my whole thing up.
00:38:13
Speaker 2: And that you know, I mean freaking.
00:38:15
Speaker 3: Y’all had a lot of fires in the trailer park.
00:38:17
Speaker 2: My god, fires that trailer park are very dangerous because it’s a great band names trailer park Gill and Fires at the trailer Park great singer Gil. Yes, please please please get Gill going, man, guild Gill going. It’s a movie title. Get still going, Gill going. Maybe Gill could come on trailer park. Yes, hell, get Gill going, Get you going? Oh man, Okay, what spend time? Is it? Time time? Think? Somebody? Just oh yeah, you got.
00:38:56
Speaker 3: Gosh I have I have so many and someone were so not good. But when when I thought of the story, I thought, this is a very It stands out in my childhood. Let me just say that.
00:39:09
Speaker 2: So you’re a child I was, Oh, I was yeah.
00:39:12
Speaker 3: Little in the in the trailer park, my dad and my uncle used to get so drunk and go out in the middle of the trailer park and have like and everybody come out like almost like a show. They would put on a wrestling show and just and just come watch, come watching. Well, they would get so drunk and they would put things on top of each other’s heads and try to spin and round kick them off, and every time and I’m not kidding you every time one of them would kick in the face, and then they would really start fighting serious, god like, not like scary serious.
00:39:50
Speaker 1: That’s where the inspiration. That’s that’s where the inspiration comes from. You may not know, but it.
00:39:55
Speaker 2: Is full in there. If that tells you anything. That’s Do you remember any of the objects they got kicked off.
00:40:03
Speaker 3: The probably a lot of beer cans, beer cans, and probably rocks and just I don’t.
00:40:09
Speaker 2: Just thing cigarette dogs, puppies.
00:40:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was I mean, oh, they’re they’re they’re doing it.
00:40:17
Speaker 2: Let’s go watch round up the kids. Come on, they’re doing it. Let’s go wide. We got together quick, front road goes quick. Oh man? So okay, great, one beautiful transition. Beautiful. Should I go get Tammy?
00:40:33
Speaker 1: Think Tammy just got here? Call her, call her up Ray Bray, all right, let me get Gray Ray. All right, we’re back.
00:40:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, we’re back. We got uh trailer park Tammy. Tammy just showed up.
00:40:50
Speaker 4: Right.
00:40:51
Speaker 2: You always get it wrong. Deal. Sorry, I’m not a park. I’m trash, but thank you. Yeah, I’m good. How are you doing good? Hell? Yeah? What’s up with the Do you have a mosquito bite there on your shin? Or hey?
00:41:03
Speaker 3: Thanks for pointing that out, man, I’m sorry. Yeah, I got a couple of them down there.
00:41:06
Speaker 2: How did that come to be? Just walking outside?
00:41:09
Speaker 4: You know?
00:41:10
Speaker 3: I just uh, Daryl got mad. I was farting in the house a lot, and uh he was working about it, and I said, fine, I go out side and fart.
00:41:20
Speaker 2: Misquit has got me. Dang, that’s that sucks. Yeah, I’m ready for the winner. Same. Uh do you where are you coming from this morning? Tammy? Just my house? Yeah? Yeah, I ain’t got much going on today.
00:41:32
Speaker 3: No, I’m just doing this podcast. And I thought maybe later I go do a muck bank, go eat my car and just whatever.
00:41:41
Speaker 1: Let’s talk about those. What’s your favorite muck bank that you’ve done so far?
00:41:44
Speaker 2: Oh? Is it bank with a K? Muck bank? I thought it was. I thought it was bank. Well I call it bank. Yeah, it’s this Tammy’s versuss bank.
00:41:54
Speaker 3: I call it muck bank because I don’t want to do what everybody else does.
00:41:57
Speaker 2: Make it different. Everybody else sucks. Yeah, you mean food wise or people wise? Get Oh gosh.
00:42:06
Speaker 3: Uh, there’s this place called Jolly Be’s in California, and I know y’all ain’t never heard of that.
00:42:12
Speaker 2: And they got, uh, they got.
00:42:14
Speaker 3: Like Asian chicken and spaghetti, but it’s Asian. They’re trying to make it American, but it’s still Asian. Does that make sense because it’s Asian trying to make an American and they have spaghetti with cut up hot dogs in it.
00:42:26
Speaker 2: So Italian Asian American. Yes, you nailed it. You nailed it. And it’s spaghetti with hot dogs. That that’s what.
00:42:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, that’s what Asian people think Americans eat is with hot dogs. And they nailed it, and that’s real and it’s good.
00:42:48
Speaker 2: And they wasn’t even a joke. They were legit trying to make an amazing dinner.
00:42:54
Speaker 3: Yes, and it’s the best fried chicken I’ve ever had. You get a bucket of fried chicken and a side of your hot dog spaghetti. And I’m on cloud nine every time I’m out there in California. Yep, you know, doing my Hollywood stuff I do. Hollywood is calling me. I will go to Jolly Be’s.
00:43:09
Speaker 1: You’re pretty famous, Tammy, Thank you? Did you ever did you ever see yourself getting here?
00:43:15
Speaker 3: I knew it was coming, I just didn’t know when and where?
00:43:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, or how or how sure? Because I could have been famous in multiple ways names some of those ways. You sure you want me to one hundred percent?
00:43:31
Speaker 3: Well, I you know, somebody could have leaked a sex tape.
00:43:34
Speaker 2: Oh who would that have been with? And there’s no telling. Listen, if we had to, if we had to, dream of a tammy tape, Tammy tapes, if it was I don’t know, they say country music artists that wasn’t married at the time, Tayler trash tammy tapes. Okay, let me put it this way. I’ve always said that if if I was set.
00:43:54
Speaker 3: In front row of a George Strait concert, he probably wouldn’t be able to get through a song.
00:44:00
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, because he was looking at me and got distracted. Agreed.
00:44:04
Speaker 3: That’s why when I go I sent the nosebleeds.
00:44:07
Speaker 2: That’s sweet of you, Thank you, that’s very considerate of you. Not to sit front road. That’s just distracting you. Like the King George. Oh hell yeah. We were talking a couple different kings right right right.
00:44:24
Speaker 3: Right right, el King, Marcus King Luthor, yes, Elvis.
00:44:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, King George right right right. But George George a great grail yes, but.
00:44:36
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, come on man, Yeah, he’s probably one of my number ones.
00:44:40
Speaker 2: So maybe Tammy George tape pops and then you get famous that way, which is better?
00:44:46
Speaker 3: That could have happened, That’s all I’m saying.
00:44:50
Speaker 2: I don’t you know, I don’t know.
00:44:52
Speaker 3: You’re a respectful gal, thank you. I’m asto a good artist. I’m good at a lot of stuff.
00:44:57
Speaker 2: What’s another way you think you may have got famous since you’re so good at different things?
00:45:01
Speaker 3: Tapes that tapes to play number one? Sure I could have also been a movie star shares, which.
00:45:10
Speaker 2: I think I’m chair? Does it all? Actually actually do a oh gosh, mask, the movie mask. Have y’all seen that?
00:45:20
Speaker 3: Like I’m about to walk out of here, You’ve never seen the mask with share?
00:45:27
Speaker 2: I just doesn’t share movies. Never really was enticed starting Tyson, starting Tyson, Mike, Yes, okay, sex tame with Mike Tyson.
00:45:39
Speaker 3: Yes, I would do it. Okay, So I do a really.
00:45:42
Speaker 1: Good gree face tatter post now or back then, it no matter me, you know what I mean?
00:45:48
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do, I do know what you mean? You know probably now because back then he was botting things off and that would have been scary.
00:45:58
Speaker 1: That’s that’s a you don’t really know it’s gonna happen going.
00:46:00
Speaker 3: To so much that can That’s what I’m saying transpire. But I can do a share impersonation. And people say when they close their eyes they think shares in the room.
00:46:11
Speaker 2: This is a great idea for a favorite. I do a good one too. Let’s let’s I don’t care about yours. Share. You don’t even seen the movie. You can’t do a great one. No, I’m not saying the movie might not be the movie. Okay, calm down, Gil, second off, Maybe we close our eyes and see who does the better impression. Okay, and since you’re the guest, who gets to go first? You? Gil? Alive after love kind of sounds like Michael McDonald.
00:46:38
Speaker 1: I can feel things inside inside.
00:46:42
Speaker 2: You can feel some things inside me? Strong do you? But she was feeling it was moving you. That sounds like Michael McDonald. Right now, let me do it, okay, hold on me, take another breath. Sure, take all the breaths you need. No matter how hard I try, you.
00:47:15
Speaker 6: Keep pushing, you said, and I can’t breakthrough and there’s no talking you.
00:47:25
Speaker 2: What what timmy just happened? You’re a great singer. Give a clunky you do it again? With my eyes open you’re yes, say it. Okay, he’s going to open his eyes. The course I really got to do the start from the jump. Don’t mess up. Come on, man, deal is abrasive. This guy creative steps here, man, have a have some Come on man whatever ready some what? No matter how hard try, you.
00:48:01
Speaker 6: Keep pushing side and our cad back through and there’s no talking you, I mean the pedaling.
00:48:12
Speaker 2: You better than share more share than share share you for real? Thank you? Also do a John Anderson would love to see can you give us? You tell me that? Which song? Which song? Let me do?
00:48:28
Speaker 5: Yeah?
00:48:29
Speaker 2: I do earlier, let me do uh, let me do h Hey, Hey, here we go. Okay, ask her at he took.
00:48:41
Speaker 3: She’ll start thinking about him and she’s ready to hi.
00:48:45
Speaker 2: Blames are broken on every inde on the street. Took the night good, I’ll break this big there?
00:49:00
Speaker 3: Thank you or no? He comes here a lot so he just loves to hear the music and dance.
00:49:11
Speaker 2: You got the low rate. K thirteen is her favor is home.
00:49:16
Speaker 3: If you ask her, you might get a chance.
00:49:21
Speaker 2: Tonight.
00:49:21
Speaker 4: She’s only if and why wine, she’s someone.
00:49:26
Speaker 2: Frowning most.
00:49:30
Speaker 3: Don’t ask you on his tree to Kith she’ll start thinking about him and she’s ready.
00:49:37
Speaker 2: I ms are broken on every inside on a street to Ken. Should we go on tour? We just started back.
00:49:54
Speaker 3: I mean that’d be cool. And that’s another way I think I could get really famous if I really put if I put a drug of energy into music, I would talk the charts.
00:50:04
Speaker 1: I ain’t no doubt I can I’m doing. If you’d asked me that five minutes ago.
00:50:08
Speaker 2: Right, I wouldn’t have not. I wouldn’t have known. I don’t think there ain’t nothing you can’t do. I’m doing other things now. Not what what’s your what’s your favorite thing you’re doing? Right? What’s your favorite thing you do? Oh? Damn life? Probably the stand up?
00:50:22
Speaker 3: Probably, Yeah, I’m having a blast. Just had a show last night in Calgary.
00:50:28
Speaker 2: Where the hell is that? Wait? Legit Calgary, Australia. That’s Calgary.
00:50:33
Speaker 3: And I mean there was like six thousand people there last night, not for last sorry, brother, pretty quick.
00:50:39
Speaker 2: I got home last night.
00:50:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, were you how’d you feel about going out on your first You’re about to walk out on stage with the nerves there were terrified.
00:50:49
Speaker 2: Oh no, I was like this.
00:50:50
Speaker 3: Where I’m supposed to be Oh yeah, they came here to see me.
00:50:54
Speaker 2: This is where I’m supposed to be. I’m not supposed to be anywhere else. I believe it. Damn they were doing that.
00:51:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, every show, I got some Tammy questions for you.
00:51:03
Speaker 2: You still go to church? Oh no, no.
00:51:06
Speaker 3: Well I flashed my titties a lot, and I thought all the church people probably.
00:51:09
Speaker 2: Won’t like that. Probably not. Yeah, well something. If they’re being honest with your church going people, they should be honest. You’re right, you’re right. I didn’t think about that. Yeah, but you’re right.
00:51:21
Speaker 1: Tammy questions if Tammy ran, If you ran for president, what would be the top three campaign promises you’d make.
00:51:28
Speaker 2: Oh that’s what I want here the.
00:51:30
Speaker 3: Day I got elected, I would flash my titties worldwide.
00:51:33
Speaker 2: One. Mhm, what’s next? Would you vote for me? There’s a lot of variables. Number two not enough but close. I would say, mm hmm wait, how was that so, nad How did you know that was the first thing you would do? Oh, that’s that’s the most important, Like Tammy wins dump the map. Well, because here’s the thing.
00:52:03
Speaker 3: A lot of people do false promises and you don’t know I’m gonna do that and also the people want to see that.
00:52:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, we give the people what they will see. It depends. There’s different be your vice president. Oh god, probably my cousin Crystal oh Man to make a dream, that’s the dream thing. She well number one.
00:52:27
Speaker 3: She would flash two, So you have two of us in there.
00:52:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:52:30
Speaker 3: But she’s also very level headed and she most flashers are yes, and she’s I don’t know, she’s like my sidekick.
00:52:40
Speaker 2: She’s a thinker. Yeah. Is it Crystal with a Q or Crystal with a K?
00:52:44
Speaker 3: See see high class broad Yeah, Crystal with the sea. So the other two promises, I don’t even think they matter. I was about to saying, I don’t know that. I think you just win and next twenty eight or what?
00:52:58
Speaker 2: Right? I don’t think the other two even Yeah, nobody wants to hear them. No, I don’t right, I’m you got my vote.
00:53:05
Speaker 1: Tell me how you feel about hunting and fishing and cameo wearing twenty four to seven.
00:53:09
Speaker 3: Love eating fish, fresh caught fish. My baby Daryl’s got a freezer full of the deer meat and stuff, deer steaks, and I love it. Now, I’m not gonna do it just because I’m busy doing other things. I don’t hate it, but sometimes he wants to baby come fishing with me.
00:53:25
Speaker 2: I’m like, oh God, I don’t want.
00:53:26
Speaker 3: To sit there and just it is just set there. It’s because you can’t you can’t talk because it scares the fish.
00:53:34
Speaker 2: I think you can talk with your fish. No, Daryl says, no talking. I think it scares the fish.
00:53:40
Speaker 3: So I got to set there in silence, and I don’t like that.
00:53:43
Speaker 2: You know, I’m sitting there. So he does that. But then my baby brings me home the meat and then I cook it. How do you prepare your fish?
00:53:52
Speaker 3: I just pan fry filet it. I love cooking. That’s another thing.
00:53:59
Speaker 2: I really think.
00:53:59
Speaker 3: I could to be on the Food Network, or I could have my own restaurant.
00:54:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, what’s the main course? Please tell me it’s spagetting hot dogs.
00:54:06
Speaker 1: Well that’s one on one of them that’s already done.
00:54:10
Speaker 2: But Jolly Bees is doing that. I can’t imitate.
00:54:14
Speaker 3: I make the best pot roast you’ve ever had with with cabbage and uh. People request my pot roasts all over the world and I only make it for really Daryl. But I love to cook. I love cooking. Me and my baby want to start a garden.
00:54:30
Speaker 2: Okay, when you have time. Well, that’s the thing.
00:54:32
Speaker 3: I want to start a garden. I’m never homes Who’s gonna water it?
00:54:36
Speaker 2: Exactly? God may Well.
00:54:37
Speaker 3: And then sometimes he takes days off and at Sunday, so it’s like, what are you gonna you know? So I would like a garden so I can start canning. I’m into that and cooking and stuff.
00:54:49
Speaker 2: But that’s another way I could become famous. Yeah, Food Network famous, no doubt, Yeah, exactly.
00:54:54
Speaker 1: Rapid fire questions for Tammy Beer, sweet Tea, Sweet tea, pick up a four wheeler pick up, Riba or Dolly.
00:55:03
Speaker 2: I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. And it’s black and white Tammy Dolly. But I’m with it. I’m with the pick I mean, come on, come on, Queens and Riba, I love her. You don’t know that. I know, I know you do.
00:55:20
Speaker 3: But mm hmm.
00:55:22
Speaker 2: But Dollie stuff, you heard the feelings with that one pissed me off. Calm down, that pissed me off. You should have Actually, you know, I’m not really I’m mad at you too. Don’t say Riba or doll Don’t say that, dude, two more people. Yeah, uh Martina McBride or pretty easy Martina McBride or your cousin Bristol. And I like Martina Bride, uh riba, but she.
00:55:52
Speaker 1: Don’t follow me back onto Okay, Jim or Crystal Jim or Crystal.
00:55:55
Speaker 2: Crystal Jim gets all my damn nurse. Who’s jim my cousin?
00:55:58
Speaker 1: Jim bro when Jim, I’m just trying to order and just keeps on order and other stuff, and it’s like just taking up all the time that anxiety. I feel it in my core because it takes me back to ordering food.
00:56:11
Speaker 2: You kind of like a skunk, I kind of. I don’t smell like one too, like with the like an old skunk with the gray in the middle. I don’t even know what you look like, dude. Roseanne bar circa nineteen ninety three on the nose, back.
00:56:33
Speaker 3: Back when the Roseanne was number one sitcom and right there.
00:56:36
Speaker 2: Yes it is Roseanne. Okay, I’ll take it. That hurts, But whatever you say. What you say, man? Yeah, I mean who do you think could win a fight between us? That arm down by you? Yeah? Why? More forced? Sturdier, sturdier? Think the reflexes would pretty fast that was medium. This is that medium. That’s that’s a little bove average. I got tattoos. He don’t.
00:57:12
Speaker 3: Oh oh he’s got one.
00:57:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, liar, Oh my muscle, Hey pull it back down now you you Miley Cyrus. I could tell me Andy Cyrus impersonation.
00:57:26
Speaker 1: Oh god, God, don’t stop, Tammy. Give me the best Pontoon party story you got.
00:57:32
Speaker 3: Oh my, I’m so glad you guys brought up the Pontoon party. But I do this cruise. Well, I don’t do it every I did last year. I’m doing it this year. Anyway, you’ve done one, I’ve done one, and now I’m doing a second. So we had Many Kiss on. I’m gonna keep this very light. Here’s Many Kiss. So you know the band Kiss.
00:57:56
Speaker 2: Oh god, it’s a Kiss cover bam. But they’re many dudes. Dwarfs is that you can say dwarf.
00:58:05
Speaker 3: Dwarf is a medical term. You can’t say the other word. Dwarf is medical. Yeah, dwarf is Yeah. So anyway, many Kiss we bring them on to do some songs on the cruise, and I’m excited about it. Well let’s just say it’s out of my hands. But they are banned from the next cruise.
00:58:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I’m being dead serious. You had to kick I didn’t do nothing. I didn’t do nothing.
00:58:38
Speaker 3: We’re playing this this cruise and I said the number one, I go number one. Many kiss come back, you know, many kiss come back. And they said, we have banned many kiss from the cruise ship. And I said, it’s my cruise. I want many kiss, Tammy, we’ve banned many kiss because of x y Z. I said, I don’t give it.
00:58:58
Speaker 2: Bring them back. I want a rock and roll all night.
00:59:01
Speaker 3: I had to get on the phone with the CEO of six man. I said, I want many kiss. They said, Tammy, legally we cannot have them back legally, being dead serious.
00:59:19
Speaker 2: Damn, so it hurts I think.
00:59:22
Speaker 3: I said, you know what I said, Let’s let them let him. Let everybody cool, cool down on this cruise. Cold down, cool down.
00:59:30
Speaker 2: We won’t have many kiss. Okay, let everything settle. Can you tell us what x y Z was? You know a lot of public things that should have been private.
00:59:39
Speaker 1: Like like on a cruise boat, on a cruise, a lot of places to go.
00:59:43
Speaker 3: You know, on the upper deck, just you know what, helicopter and just help well worse than that, how does.
00:59:50
Speaker 2: It get did they were they do doing? How does it get worse than helicopter? No? My man, they were getting was on the upper deck. I mean, do I gotta spell it out, keep present, I gotta spell it out for you, Rosie.
01:00:03
Speaker 3: They were given receiving and sticking right on the upper deck in front of everybody walking by, taking pictures of giving both. So they got banned, and I said, hey, many Kiss, go to your rooms and do that.
01:00:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, got plenty of room in there.
01:00:22
Speaker 3: If I’m walking by and I see that, I love that. I’d be like, hell, yeah, that’s cool.
01:00:26
Speaker 2: I want to roll. You wanted them back and party every day. That’s what I expect to see on my cruise.
01:00:35
Speaker 3: But a couple of people, and I literally mean a couple, I think two people went about it.
01:00:42
Speaker 2: Well, you showing me Munich. So what, lady, you’re on a tammy cruiz. What do you expect the tail of tubbies? Okay, I expect many Kiss to be doing. That’s what I that’s right.
01:00:53
Speaker 3: So for the course, a couple of people got up at arms, so I said, let it settle down, let me talk to the dwarfs. Let me really say, hey, man, don’t go to your rooms, go to.
01:01:06
Speaker 2: My room, you know. So they got to the bathroom anywhere, and they were really apologetic.
01:01:14
Speaker 3: We’re really good friends. They were apologetic. They said, Tammy, we didn’t We thought we were just having fun. Listen, I get it. You know you ain’t got you ain’t got you ain’t gotta tell me, you know, I said, But the cruise people are pissed because they it’s illegal, all this, all this whatever, I said, let it settle down. If we have another cruise, I’m gonna try everything.
01:01:36
Speaker 2: I’m gonna cry everything, I’m gonna try everything in my power to get them back on me. I can tell you I deserve it. I can tell you got a good heart. You mean it. Thank you. Where do you see yourself in five years, more famous, more beautiful, Dell ever come in or I’m really not. Here’s the thing.
01:02:01
Speaker 3: I will do something. I will do things to get in jail. But they never arrest me. Why they, Tammy, were big fans.
01:02:09
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love you for sure, you know what I mean.
01:02:13
Speaker 3: So I’m like, okay, you know, but no, I don’t see myself in jail now, Darryl.
01:02:18
Speaker 2: That’s that’s another thing.
01:02:20
Speaker 3: And out he’s in and out. So no, I will be out and free. I’ll be still doing what I’m doing, just on a bigger level, bigger scale.
01:02:28
Speaker 2: Sure, because Hollywood is knocking and I have take.
01:02:36
Speaker 3: I haven’t really opened the door yet, but I cracked it to look. I’m like, what do y’all want?
01:02:41
Speaker 2: What does it look like around there?
01:02:42
Speaker 3: Pretty much just just a bunch of dudes want to have meetings.
01:02:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, I’m busy, closed doors. Yeah, you got stuff going. Tammy want to put you in a movie, Tammy want to do to the show.
01:02:53
Speaker 3: I’m I’m busy right now. But but I’ll think about it, you know. And I shut the door and the people cope and see what they’re doing, and they’re still waiting on me. I’m like, I’ll let you know when I’m ready.
01:03:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it takes time, all right. I gotta be ready for that. I’m doing this now. You got a cruise, you got stand up, You got three podcasts.
01:03:13
Speaker 1: Hollywood Chill, plug them one more time, Plug your pods, Trailer Tails, the viral podcast, Hit, Positive Talks, Hit.
01:03:21
Speaker 3: I’m doing stand up. I’m going on tour. My lo My tour is called Loose Slips. The Loose Slips tour. Okay, and that’s the point on words. Really, if you think about it, we know nothing. What is you talking about? Come find out?
01:03:32
Speaker 2: Okay, there, where are you gonna be?
01:03:36
Speaker 3: Gosh, we start yeah, into September, we start soon. We’re hitting up everywhere and we’re going to be adding show. So just go go to my website, which is eat my trash dot com.
01:03:48
Speaker 2: That is a real website. Perfect Who think I’m joking inspired you to go with goose Slips for your loose slips? Take that wig off.
01:03:57
Speaker 1: Jesus, Rosie, you go slips.
01:04:02
Speaker 3: I would never name my tour the Gooselips tour.
01:04:08
Speaker 2: Turn his mic off. I was wondering, I thought you were in something inspired you to name it that.
01:04:13
Speaker 1: Well, you should have quit wondering that when you realize it’s such a bad tour name gooseling.
01:04:20
Speaker 3: I would never name my tour that you ever.
01:04:23
Speaker 2: You shouldn’t thought it.
01:04:24
Speaker 3: Was ever, man, I wouldn’t even think about that.
01:04:29
Speaker 2: That would never across me neither. I thought it would never.
01:04:32
Speaker 3: Cross my mind ever. But I’m going I’m going everywhere, honestly, but eat my track. People think, oh, that’s a fake website.
01:04:43
Speaker 2: It’s rue.
01:04:45
Speaker 3: It’s a play on eat my dot com. That’s another way. I don’t even know. I’ve never even been on there. I don’t want to know. I see enough of that in real life. I ain’t got to go on in and to look at it feel that, you know.
01:04:56
Speaker 2: So I switched it.
01:04:57
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, trailer trash hand. So it’s a nice little outwards.
01:05:00
Speaker 2: You know. That’s what we do is songwriters. We try to twist and turn words. We’re the same, we get them in a lot of these. Are we doing a packed Oh sure, we packed on trailer tails? What do you do? Repeat after me?
01:05:18
Speaker 4: Promise that when I think that goods and slips out loud.
01:05:34
Speaker 2: On three one two three Tammy. We love you?
01:05:43
Speaker 3: He do you?
01:05:43
Speaker 2: Thank y’all for having me. Thank you to take your time. I really know. We know you’re busy. I’m busy, but I got time for this. You know this is cool? Yeah, you know what? I got time for hot dogs? Ye? Can we make it happen?
01:05:57
Speaker 3: I don’t know if I can make it as good as jolly bees, but we’re gonna try.
01:06:00
Speaker 2: What kind of hot dog? Are we talking?
01:06:01
Speaker 3: Like?
01:06:01
Speaker 2: Pinky? Nathan cut up Nathan’s and the sauce is sweet. It’s got a lot of sugar in it.
01:06:10
Speaker 3: No, it’s I’m telling you, Daryl, I’m telling you, Bubble it is. It’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever had in my life.
01:06:20
Speaker 2: And fried chicken. Let us know that.
01:06:24
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, trash Tammy, would you Chelsea Lynn, I don’t want this to be over.
01:06:29
Speaker 2: It’s gotta be over. She’s got a meeting to go to. I gotta leave. I gotta spread my wings and fly, Hey, Bred, spread those wings and fly.
01:06:41
Speaker 1: Roseanne, dude, you’re you’re you’re creeping my guest out. She’s with got a thing. We love y’all. Thanks for hanging out in God’s country with us. We’ll chick you next time.
01:06:50
Speaker 2: Bye. Peace.
01:06:52
Speaker 4: M
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